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Clean white card
Discreet plain white envelope included — nothing on the outside gives it away
Open the card to test the sound
Anniversary Surprises - Perfect for couples who want to test if their love can survive something truly annoying (spoiler: if they survive this card
Endless Father's Day GOAT Gift Bag Birthday Clean white cardThis Father's Day gift bag screams like a goat nonstop once it's opened It's decked out like Dad's finest argyle sweater vest collar, tie, a "Hello, Coolest Dad" name tag and a "to the G. O. A. T." pin, the whole look. Then he opens it to get his gift, and the bag screams like a goat. The Greatest Of All Time, announced by an actual screaming goat and it does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after he pinches the button shut, for hours until the